I'm turning Japanese I really think so

I am totally obsessed with the FACEANALYZER, courtesy of my funny, charming, pretty-again-now-that-she's-getting-thin-again sister Kelly.  I put in a picture of Steve and me into the FACEANALYZER and apparently am 100% Korean/Japanese! Mother Jackson I knew it! All those times throughout childhood when Grady told me I was adopted, he was telling the truth.

Lindsey Jackson-son.

Also, according to the FACEANALYZER, I am a male. Wow. Who knew? I also have low gay-factor. Which is absolutely not true because it says I am a male and I really like males, so I must have very high gay factor, right?

Now, I started to get suspicious about the accuracy of this face analysis tool when it classified me as a charmer. Who me? Charming? For those of you who know me, that is bogus! This FACEANALYZER must be a sham. Just to be sure, I did a few other test runs. Here are the results:

Rascal, our nine year old cattle dog is 41% Eastern European and 59 % Anglo Saxon. Rascal has low promiscuity, which is true, because he has no....actually I don't want to embarrass him, but trust me, he is not promiscuous.  Rascal also makes an average of $30,000-$50,000 a year. All this time we thought he was sleeping when we left him alone at home! I hope I'm in his will. And, of course Rascal has a will, since he is a BETA-ACADEMIC! As a beta academic, he is a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoids risk as much as possible.

The Madame Alexander baby doll, you guessed it! He is a cigar smoking BETA BOSS.  "He is a power driven risk-taker. His desires to obtain power quickly propels him to take large risks, both financially and socially".

Wow! Who knew an online facial analyzer could be so accurate?!

Comments

[Chloe]

It all makes sooo much sense now.

[Kelly]

Oh. My. Gosh. I totally (literally) spit water all over my keyboard reading about Rascal's income and promiscuity. That is hilarious!

[Mama B]

I have always had the upmost confidence in Rascal's abilities. We really need Tebucky to come on the scene soooon to give you two something to do. My fear, however, is that you will just post stuff at weird hours of the night instead.