Life in the Fast Lane

Yep, I have finally used my child to his fullest potential - as a second body in the car to qualify for the carpool lane.  I told Lindsey that I would take Maddox for the afternoon/evening to give her some time off while I went over to my parents' house to perform some slave labor.  In reality, I was exploiting my child and using him to bypass rush-hour traffic.  Brilliant!  The way I see it, Lindsey and I will just have to keep cranking out kids so that we always have one handy for those crosstown drives during commute hours.  Don't worry, we'll lend them out to our friends.  Maybe lend is a strong word.  How about contract out at a discounted rate?  Just remember - it's always better to avoid rush hour traffic, but when you can't - borrow a baby.  You break it, you bought it, though.

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[Chloe]

Ok, now that we know your taking advantage of your little munchkin.. what else is new in this exciting life of yours, Linds', and sweet baby Maddox? We like pictures!